January 2011
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The Green Hornet, Abridged
SETH ROGEN plays BRITT REID, a RICH WASTREL and STONER, which is a TOTAL STRETCH. He also flexes his acting muscle by LOSING WEIGHT. When his father is KILLED DEAD, he takes up CRIMEFIGHTING because he is served BAD COFFEE one morning. So he rehires KATO, played by JAY CHOU, who is BRUCE WAYNE and LUCIUS FOX rolled up in one, plus a touch of BRUCE LEE. Then he hires CAMERON DIAZ to be HOT and also...
“Heineken?! FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST! BLUE!! RIBBON!!!”
– I generally find David Lynch somewhat tedious (there goes my film cred), but I sort of like how you never know whether it’s supposed to be comedy or mystery or whatever the fuck.
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“Anne Hathaway has a certain outward innocence which you can tell is pushed out...”
– From The Awl
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“Behold! It is I, your maker! Watch as I use my totally awesome godlike power...”
– The Editing Room takes on Tron: Legacy.
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Most creative idea ever in case your camera is...
ziggyharket:
blackcatbastet-aka-maria:
yousmileyoulie:
instant reblog. forever.
Love.
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See Something? Cite Something.
via notquitewrong.com
Don’t kill the Internet, kids: Be nice to your content providers.
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Batman Villain or Operating System?
via gizmodo.com
By illustrator Fabian Glez.
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Should I work for Free?
via jhische.com
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Thoughts on a Tragedy
I hope Giffords will do the right thing and apologize for putting guntards in a bad light when she recovers. Getting shot in the head at close range is a typically vile liberal attack on patriotic Americans who only ask their first amendment right to encourage close-range head shootings with the tools provided by the second amendment be respected.
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“I think if [Enrique] Iglesias did a duet with Buckcherry, some sort of...”
– The AV Club, on target as always.
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“If [Alan Ball] was in charge of a fancy restaurant, everything would be hot...”
– Videogum eviscerates American Beauty
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How would you like your graphic design?
via Holy Kaw!.
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Quote of the Day: iTunes
fucking iTunes is the goddam stupidest, buggiest, most counter-intuitive piece of software I can ever remember dealing with, and “counter-intuitive” ought to be, as it once was, the biggest insult you can aim at Mac software. No wonder it captured the Market. You can’t do anything with it. Gathering knowledge about it requires the same dedication the Leakeys exhibited in East...
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Quote of the Day
There is no more repellent reason for opposing abortion than the notion that poor women who choose to not bring a baby to term are somehow obligated to do so because it is a sellers market.
Sounds about right.
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Detective Cameron Well, I got good news and bad news, girls. The good news is, your dates are here.
Sorority Sister What’s the bad news?
Detective Cameron They’re dead!
Detective Ray Cameron (Tom Atkins), serving the public with grace and wit in Night of the Creeps. 1986 also proved a good year for movies featuring gals with flamethrowers.
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“It ate him…BIT…off his head…like a…gingerbread…man!”
– Jeffrey Combs, acting the shit out of From Beyond (1986).
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clientsfromhell:
Client: “I’m afraid I can’t afford the monthly figure at the moment.”
Me: “Oh no - that’s hourly.”
Client: ”I could get a stripper for that!”
Me: ”If she’s as good with Photoshop as I am, then she is the better deal.”
December 2010
20 posts
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Simplest Post In A While
…but whatever: happy new year, everyone!
