"I hope [Alex Salmond]’s resigning at this juncture is intended to create a friendlier atmosphere at that bargaining table. Maybe it’s just me, but I can’t imagine that anything good would come out of the guy who tried to break up the UK sitting across the table from the douchey PM that epitomizes why anyone in Scotland wanted to leave the union in the first place. Honestly, it’d be better for everyone if they were to ride off into the sunset and have really awkward hate sex."
From the Gawker comments on Alex Salmond resigning as first minister. Undesirable mental imagery there.